Degree in Sexsomnia

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DEGREE IN SEXSOMNIA

A very whitty and colourful Certificate pointing to activities while sleeping.  Designed to see the funny side of things while one should be asleep and an ideal gift for a very, very close friend to introduce some sparkle and fun at a special occasion.  Placed into an A3 or similar size frame it is truly the focus point of any wall.

We, at the University, offer many Degrees in the field
of PARASOMNIA and advanced sleep activities. This Degree enters
into the category of things which are so easy that, ' you can do them in your sleep'.

Sexsomnia is certainly the most popular course among students, far surpassing
their interest in sleepwalking, sleepeating, sleepdriving, or sleepjogging (some
students have been put off this course due to the number of arrests of naked
student joggers - we thus advice sleep attire while doing outdoor sleep activities).

Having learnt the 'Art of SleepSex' your lovers now tell us that you are skilled at
making sexual advances in your sleep. Indeed, it is claimed that you are a better
lover asleep than awake, the result being, that your lovers now prefer you
unconscious. Long may you remain unconscious Now that
you are a skilled Sexsomniac, you may wish to take our
Sleep-Studying course and sleep your way through these classes.

We congratulate you on acquiring your Degree in Sexsomnia which
as you have undoubtedly realized has doubled the span of your sexual life.

We regret to inform you that we have discontinued the
course of sleep-piano-playing as it kept other students awake.

We hope that you will be asleep when we deliver this Degree.

Price: $5.00

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