DEGREE in DISCOMBOBULATION
The rumour was that you were mechanically challenged and
did not know the proper names of the various mechanical parts.
However, having taken the Degree we offered we are now able
to Congratulate you in becoming a ‘Master’ of the intricacies of the
CONVOLUTED DISCOMBOBULATOR (the one with the Gizunder on top).
Knowing the difference between a DOODAD and a DOOHICKEY is not a
simple thing, not to mention the JIMJAM and JIGMAREE. You are one of the
few students that realized that the GROBBITS turned counter-clockwise.
When you disconnected the WHATCHAMACALLIT by means of
the rotating WIDGET it was a stroke of genius resulting in a doubling in speed of the upwardly mobile GIZMO. Your careful calibration of the THINGAMABOB produced a more GIMMICH GADGET with no GROMMITS required. Well done!
CONGRATULATIONS once again in ACQUIRING this DEGREE
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