THE UNIVERSITY of LIFE EXPERIENCES Is pleased to present to.. You were in two minds about taking this Degree; However, this is the mindset that is a prerequisite for this Degree. With you, every decision is doubtful, faltering and hesitant. We delight in your pussyfooting around, your irresolute attitude. Long may you vacillate, waver and be inconclusive. Please remain indefinite in everything you do! Being unclear and uncertain in all your thoughts means that everything is held in the balance (this position will well — unless you are approaching the rapids in a canoe!) We congratulate you on being unable to make up your mind and award you a Degree in "INDECISION".