A degree for those who require a grasp of reality.
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We hope you will not take it amiss when we say that when first we met, you were vastly
ignorant in many areas of knowledge. This is a common condition in today's technological
world. Unfortunately, where there is this lack of knowledge, the void is filled with dis-information,
strange beliefs, superstitions and pseudo-sciences; CREATIONISM for instance.
At the time, you avidly believed in BUNYIPS, SASQUATCH, the CHUPACABRA
and the MOKElE-MBEMBE, in spite of never having seen any of these imaginary creatures.
You had indulged in APOPHENIA, seeing connections where none existed. You had dabbled
in ANTHOROPOMETRY, CRANIOMETRY and METOPOSCOPY and thought there might be
something in THEOSOPHY and ANTHROPOSOPHY, the only result being a distinct
improvement in your skills in the game of SCRABBLE.
For the sake of your mental health we
weaned you from GEOMANCY and STICHOMANCY and taught
you instead to absorb factual knowledge and science and to develop a healthy SCEPTICISM.
Now you take the razor-sharp intellect we helped develop and you dissect and
destroy the mis-beliefs and superstitions that once caused you to suffer
PARASKEVIDEKATRIAPHOBIA. (MAXIMUM POINTS ON THE SCRABBLE-BOARD).
CONGRATULATIONS on acquiring YOUR DEGREE in SCEPTICISM.
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