A degree for those who require a grasp of reality. 

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We hope you will not take it amiss when we say that when first we met, you were vastly 
ignorant in many areas of knowledge. This is a common condition in today's technological 
world. Unfortunately, where there is this lack of knowledge, the void is filled with dis-information, 
strange beliefs, superstitions and pseudo-sciences; CREATIONISM for instance.

At the time, you avidly believed in BUNYIPS, SASQUATCH, the CHUPACABRA 
and the MOKElE-MBEMBE, in spite of never having seen any of these imaginary creatures. 
You had indulged in APOPHENIA, seeing connections where none existed. You had dabbled 
in ANTHOROPOMETRY, CRANIOMETRY and METOPOSCOPY and thought there might be 
something in THEOSOPHY and ANTHROPOSOPHY, the only result being a distinct 
improvement in your skills in the game of SCRABBLE.

For the sake of your mental health we 
weaned you from GEOMANCY and STICHOMANCY and taught 
you instead to absorb factual knowledge and science and to develop a healthy SCEPTICISM.

Now you take the razor-sharp intellect we helped develop and you dissect and 
destroy the mis-beliefs and superstitions that once caused you to suffer 
PARASKEVIDEKATRIAPHOBIA. (MAXIMUM POINTS ON THE SCRABBLE-BOARD).

CONGRATULATIONS on acquiring YOUR DEGREE in SCEPTICISM.

Degree in Scepticism

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